Old people: Be sure to send this to your kids or relatives so they will know what happened to you.
To help save the economy, the Government will announce next month that the
Immigration Department will start deporting seniors (instead of illegals) in
order to lower Social Security and Medicare costs.
Older people are
easier to catch and will not remember how to get back home.
I started to
cry when I thought of you.
Then it dawned on me...oh, crap...
I'll see you
on the bus.