Ever since I was a child, I've always had a fear
of someone under my bed at night.
So I went to a shrink and told him: I've got problems.
Every
time I go to bed I think there's somebody under it.
I'm
scared. I think I'm going crazy.
Just
put yourself in my hands for one year, said the shrink. Come talk to me three
times a week and we should be able to get rid of those fears.
How
much do you charge?
One
hundred fifty dollars per visit, replied the doctor.
I'll
sleep on it, I said.
Six
months later the doctor met me on the street.
Why
didn't you come to see me about those fears you were having? He asked.
Well,
$150 a visit, three times a week for a year, is $23,400.00. A bartender
cured me for $10.00.
I
was so happy to have saved all that money that I went and bought a new pickup
truck.
Is
that so? With a bit of an attitude he said, and how, may I ask, did a bartender
cure you?
He
told me to cut the legs off the bed. Nobody under there now.
It's
always better to get a second opinion!!!
