Wednesday, July 29, 2015

Please keep your dog beside you, sir...

“Please keep your dog beside you, sir,” a woman said crossly to the man sitting opposite to her on the bench at the park.

“I can feel a flea in my shoe.”

“Rex come here,” replied the man. 

Monday, July 27, 2015

Soap & Water

A minister was asked to dinner by one of his parishioners who was known for being a poor housekeeper.

When he sat down at the table, he noticed that the dishes were the dirtiest that he had ever seen in his life. "Have these dishes ever been washed?" he asked his hostess, running his fingers over the grit and grime.

She replied, "They're as clean as soap and water could get them."

He felt a bit apprehensive, but blessed the food anyway and started eating. It was really delicious and he said so, despite the dirty dishes.

When dinner was over, the hostess took the dishes outside, whistled and yelled,