Thursday, August 28, 2014

Spilling Drink

Awkward Family Photo

Fun With the Moon

Bizarre Laundry Machine

Pick Pocket

A pick pocket was pronounced guilty and sentenced to 8 months jail term with an option of $200 fine by the judge. 

His defense lawyer knowing that his client could not pay the fine, pleaded with the judge asking; “Your honor, my client can only afford $50, but if you allow him a few minutes in the crowd …

Wednesday, August 27, 2014

What day is this?

Over breakfast one morning, a woman said to her husband, "I bet you don't know what day this is."

"Of course I do," he indignantly answered, going out the door on his way the office.

At 10 AM, the doorbell rang, and when the woman opens the door, she was handed a box containing a dozen long-stemmed red roses. 

At 1 PM, a foil-wrapped, two pound box of her favorite chocolates arrive. 

Later, a boutique delivered a designer dress. 

The woman shouldn't wait for her husband to come home. "First the flowers, then the candy, and then the dress!" she exclaimed. "I've never spent a more wonderful Groundhog Day in my whole life!'