Thursday, November 15, 2018

Passing Gas

I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to pass gas. 

The music was really, really loud, so I timed my gas with the beat of the music. 

After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. 

I finished my coffee, and noticed that everybody was staring at me... 

Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.