"Oh, quite well. We expect he'll be released in the morning."
"Very good, thank you."
"May I ask who is calling so that I can tell Mr. Norton?" inquired the nurse.
"This IS Mr. Norton. The doctors don't tell me anything!"
STRANGE NEWS STORIES
NUTTY NEWS APPs: iPhone, iPad, iPod Touch – Android
Nutty News Today – Strange News Headlines - Strangest of the Strange - Nutty Videos – Pinterest Nutty News - Nutty News Magazine - Facebook - Nutty News on Twitter - Nutty Videos on Twitter - Strange Facts – Today’s Nutty Joke – Strange Crimes - True Crime Stories Updated 24 Hours A Day – FBI Most Wanted – Amber Alerts – Politics USA Today – Your Local News - Submit Nutty News
