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Saturday, February 7, 2015

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Postponed Test

A college student could not take his seminar final exam because of a funeral. "No problem," the teacher told him. "Make it ...
I’m on detail in Puerto Rico. This is my life now.
Earring

A man is at work one day when he notices that his co-worker is wearing an earring. This man knows his co-worker to be a normally conservat...
A guy is late for an important meeting

But he can't find a place to park. In desperation, he begins to pray. "Please Lord, if you help me find a parking stall ri...
Watching the news...

A blonde girl and her boyfriend are at a bar watching the news. Suddenly a news story comes onto the screen, a man is standing on a br...
Japanese Doctor

Q: Doctor, I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true? A: Heart only good for so many beats, and that it...
A young woman brings home her fiancée to meet her parents

After dinner, her mother tells her father to find out about the young man. The father invites the fiancée to his study for a drink. ...
Passing Gas

I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to pass gas. The music was really, really loud, so I t...
A large group of blondes...

A large group of blondes gathered in the middle of New York City to prove once and for all they are smart people. They challenged everyb...
Texas

There once was a blind man who decided to visit Texas. When he arrived on the plane, he felt the seats and said, "Wow, these seats ...

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