What would you like for dinner?

Last night I was sitting on the sofa watching TV when I heard my wife's voice from the kitchen:

"What would you like for dinner, my love? Chicken, Beef or Lamb?" 

I said, "Thank you, dear. I think I'll have chicken."

She replied, "You're having soup, dumbass. 

I was talking to the cat!"

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