The man leading them around said, “See that old man asleep in the chair by the fire- place? He is our oldest member and can tell you some hunting stories you’ll never forget.”
They awakened the old man and asked him to tell them a hunting story.
“Well,” he began, “I remember back in ’75’, we went on a lion hunting expedition in Africa.
“Well,” he began, “I remember back in ’75’, we went on a lion hunting expedition in Africa.
We were on foot and hunted for three days without seeing a thing.
On the fourth day, I was so tired I had to rest. I found a fallen tree, so I laid my gun down, propped my head on the tree, and fell asleep.
I don’t know how long I was asleep when I was awakened by a noise in the bushes. I was reaching for my gun when the biggest lion I have ever seen jumped out of the jumped out of the bushes at me like this,
‘ROOOAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!……’ I tell you, I just crapped my pants.”
The young men looked astonished and one of them said, “I don’t blame you, I would have crapped my pants too if a lion jumped out at me.”
‘ROOOAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!……’ I tell you, I just crapped my pants.”
The young men looked astonished and one of them said, “I don’t blame you, I would have crapped my pants too if a lion jumped out at me.”
The old man shook his head and said,
“No, no, not then, just now when I said
‘ROOOAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!'”
‘ROOOAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!'”
