A doctor has come to see one of his patients in a hospital.
The patient has had major surgery to both of his hands.
"Doctor," says the man excitedly and dramatically holds up one of his heavily bandaged hands.
"Will I be able to play the piano when these bandages come off?"
"I don't see why not," replies the doctor.
"That's great!" says the man.
"Because I wasn't able to play it before."
