---My memory's not as sharp as it used to be. Also, my
memory's not as sharp as it used to be.
--- Know how to prevent sagging? Just eat till the
wrinkles fill out.
---I've still got it, but nobody wants to see it.
---I'm getting into swing dancing. Not on purpose. Some
parts of my body are just prone to swinging.
---It's scary when you start making the same noises as
your coffeemaker.
---These days about half the stuff in my shopping cart
says, "For fast relief."
---Don't think of it as getting hot flashes. Think of it
as your inner child playing with matches.
---Don't let aging get you down. It's too hard to get
back up!
--- Remember: You don't stop laughing because you grow
old, You grow old because you stop laughing.
