Ed and Nancy met while on a singles cruise
and Ed fell head over heels for her.
When they discovered they lived in the
same city only a few miles apart, Ed was ecstatic. He immediately started
asking her out when they got home.
Within a couple of weeks, Ed had taken Nancy to dance clubs, restaurants, concerts, movies, and museums.
Ed became convinced that Nancy was indeed his soul mate and true love. Every date seemed better than the last.
Within a couple of weeks, Ed had taken Nancy to dance clubs, restaurants, concerts, movies, and museums.
Ed became convinced that Nancy was indeed his soul mate and true love. Every date seemed better than the last.
On the one-month anniversary of their first dinner on the cruise ship, Ed took Nancy to a fine restaurant.
While having cocktails and waiting for their salad, Ed said, "I guess you can tell I'm very much in love with you. I'd like a little serious talk before our relationship continues to the next stage.
So, before I get a box out
of my jacket and ask you a life changing question, it's only fair to warn you,
I'm a total golf nut. I play golf, I read about golf, I watch golf on TV. In
short, I eat, sleep, and breathe golf. If that's going to be a problem for us,
you'd better say so now!"
Nancy took a deep breath and responded,
"Ed, that certainly won't be a problem. I love you as you are and I love
golf too; but, since we're being totally honest with each other, you need to
know that for the last five years I've been a hooker."
"Oh wow! I see" Ed replied.
He
looked down at the table, was quiet for a moment. Deep in serious thought then
he added, "You know, it's probably because you're not keeping your wrists
straight when you hit the ball."
