A New York attorney
representing a wealthy art collector called his client.
"Saul, I have some good news, and I have some bad
news."
The art collector replied, "I've had an awful day. Give me
the good news first."
The lawyer said, "Well,
I met with your wife today, and she informed me that she just invested $5,000
in two pictures that she thinks will bring a minimum of $15 million to $20
million, and I think she could be right."
Saul replied enthusiastically, "Well done! My wife is a brilliant
businesswoman! You've just made my day.
Now I know I can handle the bad news.
What is it?"
The lawyer replied, "The
pictures are of you and your secretary."