An
elderly woman lived on a small farm in Canada, just yards away from the North
Dakota border.
Their land had been the subject of a minor dispute between the
United States and Canada for years.
The now widowed woman lived on the farm
with her son and three grandchildren. One day her son came into her room
holding a letter.
"I just got some news, Mom," he said.
"The government has come
to an agreement with the people in North Dakota.
They've decided that our land
is really part of the United States.
We have the right to approve or disapprove
of the agreement. What do you think?"
"What
do I think?" his mother said.
"Sign it! Call them right now and tell
them we accept!
I don't think I could stand another one of those Canadian
winters!"