An elderly couple had just learned how to send text messages on
their new mobile phones.
The wife was a romantic type and a retired English teacher who had taught the classics.
The husband, a retired Navy Chief, was more of a no-nonsense guy.
One afternoon the wife went out to meet a friend for coffee.
She decided to send her husband a romantic text message.
So she wrote, “If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.
If you are laughing, send me your smile.
If you are eating, send me a bite.
If you are drinking, send me a sip.
If you are crying, send me your tears.
I love you."
The husband texted back to her, "On the toilet. Please advise."
