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Friday, June 2, 2017

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Japanese Doctor

Q: Doctor, I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true? A: Heart only good for so many beats, and that it...
Parrot with no feet or legs

A fellow is browsing in a pet store, and sees a parrot sitting on a little perch. It doesn’t have any feet or legs. The guy says al...
Talking Dog $10

A guy was driving down the road in Santa Barbara when he sees a sign in front of a house that says: “Talking Dog for Sale.” So he pulls...
What One Couple Did After Finding A Bag Of Money

An Elderly couple was celebrating their 60th anniversary. The couple had married as childhood sweethearts and had moved back to their old ...
50 Shades of Hay
Mine used to be an eagle too
Applying for a job with the railways

A brilliant young boy was applying for a job with the railways. The interviewer asked him: "Do you know how to use the equipment?&quo...
The clever jury

In a criminal justice system based on 12 individuals not smart enough to get out of jury duty, here is a jury to be proud of: A defendant ...
Two medical students...

Two medical students were walking along the street when they saw an old man walking with his legs spread apart. He was stiff-legged and wa...
God will provide for us

A young woman visits her parents and brings her fiancé to meet them. After an elaborate dinner, the mother tells her husband to find out a...

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