“I need to talk to the
president, it’s an emergency!” exclaimed Hillary.
After some cajoling, the
president's assistant agreed to wake him up.
“So, what is it that’s so
important that it can’t wait until morning?”, grumbled Trump.
“A Supreme Court
Judge just died and I want to take his place”, begged Hillary.
“Well, it’s OK
with me if it’s OK with the mortuary”, replied President Trump.
