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Tuesday, May 30, 2017

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Japanese Doctor

Q: Doctor, I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true? A: Heart only good for so many beats, and that it...
Parrot with no feet or legs

A fellow is browsing in a pet store, and sees a parrot sitting on a little perch. It doesn’t have any feet or legs. The guy says al...
A man boarded an airplane

A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He...
Heaven

Once upon a time, there was a cat that died. When she got to heaven, God asked her how she liked being on earth. She told the Lor...
Ole' Blue

A young Arkansan boy goes off to college. Half way through the semester, having foolishly squandered all of his money on his girlfriend,...
What One Couple Did After Finding A Bag Of Money

An Elderly couple was celebrating their 60th anniversary. The couple had married as childhood sweethearts and had moved back to their old ...
The Priest and the Cabbie

A priest and a cab driver went to heaven. The priest was given fifty bags of gold and a nice house. The cab driver was given the sam...
Temperance Preacher

A preacher was completing a temperance sermon: with great expression he said, "If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it an...
Female Intuition

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Traffic Court

A New Yorker was forced to take a day off from work to appear for a minor traffic summons. He grew increasingly restless as he waited ho...

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