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Thursday, May 18, 2017

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Ladies discuss the struggles of getting older

One said, “Sometimes I catch myself with a jar of mayonnaise in my hand, while standing in front of the refrigerator, and I can’t remembe...
No fat chicks - It's the Law!
Devoted Wife

A devoted wife had spent her lifetime taking care of her husband. When he was slipping in and out of a coma for several months, she stayed...
Father Murphy

Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man he meets, "Do you want to go to heaven?" The man said, ...
Strip-searched

As we waited just off the runway for another airliner to cross in front of us, some of the passengers were beginning to retrieve lugga...
An Amish family goes to the mall...

The daughters and mother go shopping and the father and son stop in front of two shiny walls that are sliding apart. An extremely lar...
Japanese Doctor

Q: Doctor, I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true? A: Heart only good for so many beats, and that it...
Mine used to be an eagle too
A Woman Shoots Her Husband For Stepping On The Clean Floor

A police officer jumps into his squad car and calls the station. “I have an interesting case here,” he says. “A woman shot her husba...
Line Dancing

After watching the girls do line dancing, Michael thought, hey I can do this. So he got in line and asked one of the girls, what’s the n...

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