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Friday, May 19, 2017

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Japanese Doctor

Q: Doctor, I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true? A: Heart only good for so many beats, and that it...
Parrot with no feet or legs

A fellow is browsing in a pet store, and sees a parrot sitting on a little perch. It doesn’t have any feet or legs. The guy says al...
Talking Dog $10

A guy was driving down the road in Santa Barbara when he sees a sign in front of a house that says: “Talking Dog for Sale.” So he pulls...
The Considerate Husband

The room was full of pregnant women and their partners, and the class was in full swing. The instructor was teaching the women how to br...
Mine used to be an eagle too
Two medical students...

Two medical students were walking along the street when they saw an old man walking with his legs spread apart. He was stiff-legged and wa...
50 Shades of Hay
A man boarded an airplane

A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He...
Something happened at an assisted living center

This is what all of you 70+ year old, and you yet to be, kids have to look forward to!! This is something that happened at an assisted l...
The clever jury

In a criminal justice system based on 12 individuals not smart enough to get out of jury duty, here is a jury to be proud of: A defendant ...

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