The Angry Wife

One evening I was in a bar talking to my friend.

"Last night, while I was out drinking, a burglar broke into my house.."

"Did he get anything?" asked my friend.

"Yes," I said.

"A broken jaw, six teeth knocked out, and a pair of broken ribs. 

My wife thought it was me coming home drunk!"

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