Thursday, November 5, 2015

I haven't left my house in days...


"I haven't left my house in days. I watch the news channels incessantly."

"All the news stories are about the election;

all the commercials are for Viagra and Cialis."

"Election, erection, election, erection - - either way it's about getting screwed!".

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