Monday, September 28, 2015

Rich Texan


A guy in a bar in Texas smoking a cigar and wearing a cowboy hat is showing off telling about how rich he is and how much land he owns. 

A young guy is tired of the crap the guy is talking and goes over to him and says "how much land do you exactly own?". 

The rich Texan replies "Well son, if I get in my truck to drive, at sunrise, I still wont be at the other end of my property at sunset."