A tourist stopped a local in a town...

A tourist stopped a local in a town he was visiting and asked; "What is the quickest way to the lake?

The local thought for a while.

"Are you walking or driving?" he asked the tourist.

"I'm driving."

"That is the quickest way." the local said.

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