Friday, September 19, 2014

I was sitting at a long stoplight ...

I was sitting at a long stoplight yesterday, minding my own business and patiently waiting for it to turn green.

A carload of bearded, young Muslims, shouting Anti-American slogans, was stopped next to me. They duct-taped a half-burned American Flag on the trunk of their car and spray-painted "Remember 9-11" on the side..

Suddenly they all yelled, "Allah Akbar! Praise Allah! Death to
America" and the car took off before the light changed.

Out of nowhere an 18-wheeler truck came speeding through the intersection and ran directly over their car, crushing it completely and killing everyone in it.

For several minutes I sat in my car thinking to myself, "Man....that could have been me!"

So today, bright and early, I went out and got a job as a truck driver!