The man said, "I do Father. " The priest said, "Then get out of this bar."
"Then the priest asked the second man, "Do you want to go to heaven?" "Certainly, Father," was the mans reply.
"Then get out of this bar,"said the priest.
Then Father Murphy walked up to O`toole and said, "Do you want to go to heaven?"
O`toole said, "No Father I don`t."
The priest said "I don`t believe this. You mean to tell me that when you die you don`t want to go to heaven?"
O`toole said, "Oh, when I die, yes. I thought you was getting a group together to go right now."
