Names
A man's children were curious about their names. The man's daughter asked him, "Dad, how did I get my name?" The father replied, "Well, you were laying down under a tree and a rose fell on your head, so I named you rose."
The second daughter asked, "Dad, how did I get MY name?" The father replied. "Well, you were laying down under a tree and a lily fell on your head, so I named you Lily."
Then his son came in the room and yelled, "RAAAAAAAHHHHHHRRRRRR!!!"
The father replied, "Shut up, Brick!"