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Sunday, July 24, 2016

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Japanese Doctor

Q: Doctor, I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true? A: Heart only good for so many beats, and that it...
Drivers Ed Student

As the new drivers ed student drove through the red light at the intersection, the instructor admonished him and asked, "Why did you ...
Why don't you do that?

A couple walking in the park noticed a young man and woman sitting on a bench, passionately kissing. "Why don't you do that?...
Passing Gas

I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to pass gas. The music was really, really loud, so I t...
The Stall

I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall saying: 'Hi, how are you?' I'm not the type to st...
Fly in my soup

"Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!" "Don't worry, sir, the spider in your salad will get it."
They Got Mom!

My mother was away all weekend at a business conference. During a break, she decided to call home, collect. My six-year-old brother p...
It's been a rough week...
Grizzly Bear Conflicts

In light of the rising frequency of human - grizzly bear conflicts, the Alaska Department of Fish and Game is advising hikers, hunters, a...
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