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Friday, February 6, 2015

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"Yes, Theo"

"Yes, Theo, what is it?" asked the teacher. "I don’t wan to alarm you, Miss Davis, but my dad said if I don't get be...
A couple are sitting in their living room...

A couple are sitting in their living room, sipping wine. Out of the blue, the wife says, “I love you!” “Is that you or the wine talkin...
Something happened at an assisted living center

This is what all of you 70+ year old, and you yet to be, kids have to look forward to!! This is something that happened at an assisted l...
The Stall

I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall saying: 'Hi, how are you?' I'm not the type to st...
Second Opinion

Ever since I was a child, I've always had a fear of someone under my bed at night. So I went to a shrink and told him: I've go...
They give you a lot of treats...
Cheddar was drugged up at the vet.
Japanese Doctor

Q: Doctor, I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true? A: Heart only good for so many beats, and that it...
Why don't you do that?

A couple walking in the park noticed a young man and woman sitting on a bench, passionately kissing. "Why don't you do that?...
Dogs are better than women

Dogs are better than women Lock your dog in the trunk of your car for two hours. When you open it up, the dog is so happy to see you and...

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