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Tuesday, January 6, 2015

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This is how I die!
Japanese Doctor

Q: Doctor, I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true? A: Heart only good for so many beats, and that it...
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Drivers Ed Student

As the new drivers ed student drove through the red light at the intersection, the instructor admonished him and asked, "Why did you ...
A couple are sitting in their living room...

A couple are sitting in their living room, sipping wine. Out of the blue, the wife says, “I love you!” “Is that you or the wine talkin...
A Dream's Meaning

On the morning of her birthday, a woman told her husband, “I just dreamed that you gave me a diamond necklace. What do you think it mean...
Walking Eagle
Twins

A woman had twin babies and fell asleep immediately after. A couple of weeks later she finally wakes up and asks the doctor "Wher...
A large group of blondes...

A large group of blondes gathered in the middle of New York City to prove once and for all they are smart people. They challenged everyb...

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