Tuesday, July 31, 2018

A Mormon and an Irishman are on a plane


A Mormon was seated next to an Irishman on a flight from London to the US. 
After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The Irishman asked for a whiskey, which was promptly brought and placed before him.
The flight attendant then asked the Mormon if he would like a drink. He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips." 
The Irishman then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, 
"Me, too, I didn't know we had a choice."