Do Something Nice
Unable to attend the funeral after his Uncle
Charlie died, a man who lived far away called his brother and told him,
"Do something nice for Uncle Charlie and send me the bill."
Later, he got a bill for $200.00, which he paid. The next month, he got another
bill for $200.00, which he also paid, figuring it was some incidental expense.
But when the $200.00 bills kept arriving every month, he finally called his
brother again to find out what was going on.
"Well," said the other brother, "you said to do something nice
for Uncle Charlie.
So I rented him a tuxedo."