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Friday, June 16, 2017

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Japanese Doctor

Q: Doctor, I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true? A: Heart only good for so many beats, and that it...
Final Exam

A professor is about to give his final exam, "You must turn in your paper before 2 PM. I won't take it a second later." 2 P...
Parrot with no feet or legs

A fellow is browsing in a pet store, and sees a parrot sitting on a little perch. It doesn’t have any feet or legs. The guy says al...
Circus

A husband and wife who work for the circus go to an adoption agency looking to adopt a child, but the social workers there raise doubts...
Medicare - Part G - Nursing Home Plan

If you're a sick senior citizen and the government says there is no Nursing Home care available for you. What do you do? Our plan g...
Women working down the road...

A man is sitting on his porch when he notices two blondes working down the road. They both have shovels. One of them digs a hole a...
Bible Salesman

A man meets the best Bible salesman in the world. The salesman greets him, "Nuh, nuh, nuh, nice to meet you." The man asks him,...
Mine used to be an eagle too
Strip-searched

As we waited just off the runway for another airliner to cross in front of us, some of the passengers were beginning to retrieve lugga...
No fat chicks - It's the Law!

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