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Saturday, May 28, 2016

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Drivers Ed Student

As the new drivers ed student drove through the red light at the intersection, the instructor admonished him and asked, "Why did you ...
Why don't you do that?

A couple walking in the park noticed a young man and woman sitting on a bench, passionately kissing. "Why don't you do that?...
Just working on my truck...
"Yes, Theo"

"Yes, Theo, what is it?" asked the teacher. "I don’t wan to alarm you, Miss Davis, but my dad said if I don't get be...
Old Duck

A man took his old duck to the vet, concerned because the duck wouldn't eat. The Doctor explained to the man that as ducks age...
Japanese Doctor

Q: Doctor, I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true? A: Heart only good for so many beats, and that it...
Dear Mr. Postman.

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Dogs are better than women

Dogs are better than women Lock your dog in the trunk of your car for two hours. When you open it up, the dog is so happy to see you and...
The Stall

I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall saying: 'Hi, how are you?' I'm not the type to st...
Fly in my soup

"Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!" "Don't worry, sir, the spider in your salad will get it."

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