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Friday, November 6, 2015

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Long Flight

A man is on a long flight and he starts shaking. A flight attendant notices he is disturbed and asks him if she can do anything to cal...
Smith & Wesson

When my friend goes to her ATM, she always brings along Smith and Wesson. She has never had any problems. Smith is on the left. NUTTY...
Japanese Doctor

Q: Doctor, I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true? A: Heart only good for so many beats, and that it...
The List

Because I had forgotten the dates for a number of my friends and relatives' birthdays and anniversaries, I decided to compile a list o...
Something happened at an assisted living center

This is what all of you 70+ year old, and you yet to be, kids have to look forward to!! This is something that happened at an assisted l...
No one listened
California vs. Texas

CALIFORNIA The Governor of California is jogging with his dog along a nature trail. A coyote jumps out and attacks the Governor...
Parrot with no feet or legs

A fellow is browsing in a pet store, and sees a parrot sitting on a little perch. It doesn’t have any feet or legs. The guy says al...
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Rabbit droppings

Johnny is on his grandpa's farm in the rabbit enclosure. The ground is covered in rabbit droppings. Johnny asks, "What are a...

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