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Friday, September 18, 2015

Posted by Staff at 11:14 AM

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Ladies discuss the struggles of getting older

One said, “Sometimes I catch myself with a jar of mayonnaise in my hand, while standing in front of the refrigerator, and I can’t remembe...
Japanese Doctor

Q: Doctor, I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true? A: Heart only good for so many beats, and that it...
Father Murphy

Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man he meets, "Do you want to go to heaven?" The man said, ...
An Amish family goes to the mall...

The daughters and mother go shopping and the father and son stop in front of two shiny walls that are sliding apart. An extremely lar...
Devoted Wife

A devoted wife had spent her lifetime taking care of her husband. When he was slipping in and out of a coma for several months, she stayed...
Mine used to be an eagle too
A Texas State trooper pulled a car over...

A Texas State trooper pulled a car over on I-35 about 2 miles south of Waco Texas. When the trooper asked the driver why he was speeding,...
Line Dancing

After watching the girls do line dancing, Michael thought, hey I can do this. So he got in line and asked one of the girls, what’s the n...
One minute I was sleeping...
I'm so mad...

I'm so mad at the police, I stole me some toilet paper!

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