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Wednesday, August 19, 2015

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Japanese Doctor

Q: Doctor, I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true? A: Heart only good for so many beats, and that it...
Parrot with no feet or legs

A fellow is browsing in a pet store, and sees a parrot sitting on a little perch. It doesn’t have any feet or legs. The guy says al...
A man boarded an airplane

A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He...
What One Couple Did After Finding A Bag Of Money

An Elderly couple was celebrating their 60th anniversary. The couple had married as childhood sweethearts and had moved back to their old ...
The Priest and the Cabbie

A priest and a cab driver went to heaven. The priest was given fifty bags of gold and a nice house. The cab driver was given the sam...
Who Would You Save?

Tom: "If your girlfriend and your best friend were drowning, who would you save?" Hardy: "I don't know, that's a...
Heaven

Once upon a time, there was a cat that died. When she got to heaven, God asked her how she liked being on earth. She told the Lor...
Tiniest Cabin

A social worker from Ohio who was recently transferred to the mountains of North Georgia, was on the first tour of his new territory whe...
Female Intuition

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The clever jury

In a criminal justice system based on 12 individuals not smart enough to get out of jury duty, here is a jury to be proud of: A defendant ...

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