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Monday, July 6, 2015

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Postponed Test

A college student could not take his seminar final exam because of a funeral. "No problem," the teacher told him. "Make it ...
Japanese Doctor

Q: Doctor, I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true? A: Heart only good for so many beats, and that it...
Watching the news...

A blonde girl and her boyfriend are at a bar watching the news. Suddenly a news story comes onto the screen, a man is standing on a br...
Passing Gas

I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to pass gas. The music was really, really loud, so I t...
A young woman brings home her fiancée to meet her parents

After dinner, her mother tells her father to find out about the young man. The father invites the fiancée to his study for a drink. ...
Worse

We took the kids to one of those restaurants where the walls are plastered with movie memorabilia. I went off to see the hostess about ...
Alphabet soup

A man went in to a restaurant and ordered alphabet soup. The man's alphabet soup was in front of him when a bee went inside. The...
Turkey Doctor

A surgeon was invited to Thanksgiving dinner at a friend's house. The host deftly carved the turkey and said, "I'd make a ...
Earring

A man is at work one day when he notices that his co-worker is wearing an earring. This man knows his co-worker to be a normally conservat...

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