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Thursday, July 9, 2015

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Mine used to be an eagle too
Japanese Doctor

Q: Doctor, I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true? A: Heart only good for so many beats, and that it...
Sherlock Homes and Watson

Sherlock Homes and his partner, Watson, are going camping. After a few hours of sleeping under their tent, Sherlock wakes up Watson. ...
Circus

A husband and wife who work for the circus go to an adoption agency looking to adopt a child, but the social workers there raise doubts...
My new holster

May have to use wagon for ammo.
Final Exam

A professor is about to give his final exam, "You must turn in your paper before 2 PM. I won't take it a second later." 2 P...
Watching the news...

A blonde girl and her boyfriend are at a bar watching the news. Suddenly a news story comes onto the screen, a man is standing on a br...
Mike Tyson Quote

“I guess I’m gonna fade into Bolivian.” Nutty News Today – Nutty Videos – Nutty News Facebook Page – Nutty News Facebook - Nutty New...
Alphabet soup

A man went in to a restaurant and ordered alphabet soup. The man's alphabet soup was in front of him when a bee went inside. The...
RCMP officers

The day after his wife disappeared in a kayaking accident, a Twillingate, Newfoundland man answered his door to find two grim-faced...

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