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Sunday, June 14, 2015

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Japanese Doctor

Q: Doctor, I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true? A: Heart only good for so many beats, and that it...
I was walking around Home Depot...

I was walking around Home Depot yesterday when I came across three Muslim women in full robes. I thought to myself I should make an effo...
I miss Chicago

In Estero , Florida the other day, there was a bumper sticker on a parked car that read: "I miss Chicago ." Someone broke th...
Medicare - Part G - Nursing Home Plan

If you're a sick senior citizen and the government says there is no Nursing Home care available for you. What do you do? Our plan g...
Thunderstorm

One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was tucking her small boy into bed. She was about to turn off the light w...
The Italian Cow

The only cow in a small town in Northern Italy stopped giving milk. So the town folk found they could buy a cow in Sicily quite cheaply....
Deep Hole

Two guys are walking through the woods one day when they stumble across a big deep hole. The first guy peers into it and says, "...
Mine used to be an eagle too
Behind a Bush

A little girl was in church with her mother when she started feeling ill. "Mommy," she said, "can we leave now?" &...
Women working down the road...

A man is sitting on his porch when he notices two blondes working down the road. They both have shovels. One of them digs a hole a...

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