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Tuesday, May 26, 2015

Posted by Staff at 12:17 PM

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Ladies discuss the struggles of getting older

One said, “Sometimes I catch myself with a jar of mayonnaise in my hand, while standing in front of the refrigerator, and I can’t remembe...
Japanese Doctor

Q: Doctor, I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true? A: Heart only good for so many beats, and that it...
Mine used to be an eagle too
Father Murphy

Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man he meets, "Do you want to go to heaven?" The man said, ...
Guy lives next to airport.

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A Texas State trooper pulled a car over...

A Texas State trooper pulled a car over on I-35 about 2 miles south of Waco Texas. When the trooper asked the driver why he was speeding,...
Line Dancing

After watching the girls do line dancing, Michael thought, hey I can do this. So he got in line and asked one of the girls, what’s the n...
One minute I was sleeping...
Parrot with no feet or legs

A fellow is browsing in a pet store, and sees a parrot sitting on a little perch. It doesn’t have any feet or legs. The guy says al...
I'm so mad...

I'm so mad at the police, I stole me some toilet paper!

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