Cat Litter

After a lady's car had leaked motor oil on her cement driveway, she bought a large bag of cat litter to soak it up.

It worked so well, that she went back to the store to get another bag to finish the job.

The clerk remembered her. Looking thoughtfully at her purchase, he said, 

"Lady, if that were my cat, I'd put him outside!"

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