A husband went to the police station to file a missing persons report.
Husband: "I lost my wife, she went shopping hasn't come back yet."
Officer: "What is her height?"
Husband: "Average, I guess."
Officer: "Slim or healthy?"
Husband: "Not slim, but probably healthy."
Officer: "Color of hair?"
Husband: "Changes according to season."
Officer: "What was she wearing?"
Husband: "Not sure, either a dress or a suit."
Officer: "Was she driving?"
Husband: "Yes."
Officer: "Color of the car?"
Husband: "Black Audi A8 with supercharged 3.0 litre V6 engine generating 333 horse power teamed with an eight-speed tiptronic automatic transmission with manual mode. And it has full LED headlights, which use light emitting diodes for all light functions and has a very thin scratch on the front left door..."
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