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Sunday, February 1, 2015

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No one listened
The List

Because I had forgotten the dates for a number of my friends and relatives' birthdays and anniversaries, I decided to compile a list o...
Japanese Doctor

Q: Doctor, I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true? A: Heart only good for so many beats, and that it...
Mine used to be an eagle too
A man of his word.

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Now that I'm older, here's what I've discovered...

I started out with nothing ... I still have most of it. When did my wild oats turn to prunes and All-Bran? I finally got my head to...
Man eating grass

He stops and asks, "Hey! Why are you eating grass?" The man replies, "I'm out of money, I lost my job and I haven...
Cop: "Chief we have a situation. I've pulled over an important figure."

He asks his driver on his way to the airport if he could drive around for a while because they have time to kill and he hasn't driv...
Hey I just met you...
A couple are sitting in their living room...

A couple are sitting in their living room, sipping wine. Out of the blue, the wife says, “I love you!” “Is that you or the wine talkin...

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