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Wednesday, February 4, 2015

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Ladies discuss the struggles of getting older

One said, “Sometimes I catch myself with a jar of mayonnaise in my hand, while standing in front of the refrigerator, and I can’t remembe...
Japanese Doctor

Q: Doctor, I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true? A: Heart only good for so many beats, and that it...
Father Murphy

Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man he meets, "Do you want to go to heaven?" The man said, ...
Devoted Wife

A devoted wife had spent her lifetime taking care of her husband. When he was slipping in and out of a coma for several months, she stayed...
Mine used to be an eagle too
A Texas State trooper pulled a car over...

A Texas State trooper pulled a car over on I-35 about 2 miles south of Waco Texas. When the trooper asked the driver why he was speeding,...
Line Dancing

After watching the girls do line dancing, Michael thought, hey I can do this. So he got in line and asked one of the girls, what’s the n...
One minute I was sleeping...
I'm so mad...

I'm so mad at the police, I stole me some toilet paper!
Two Horses

A guy walks into a bar looking frustrated. The bartender asks, "What's the matter?" The guy replies, "Well I've go...

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