Monday, October 13, 2014

There’s trouble with the car

Wife: “There’s trouble with the car. It has water in the carburetor.”

Husband: “Water in the carburetor? That’s ridiculous.”

Wife: “I tell you the car has water in the carburetor.”

Husband: “You don’t even know what a carburetor is.

Where’s the car?”

Wife: “In the swimming pool.”