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Thursday, May 29, 2014

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My Daughter Is Moving Out

Last night, my daughter just walked into the living room and said, "Dad, cancel my allowance immediately, rent out my room, throw all m...
Parrot with no feet or legs

A fellow is browsing in a pet store, and sees a parrot sitting on a little perch. It doesn’t have any feet or legs. The guy says al...
Japanese Doctor

Q: Doctor, I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true? A: Heart only good for so many beats, and that it...
Mine used to be an eagle too
Medicare - Part G - Nursing Home Plan

If you're a sick senior citizen and the government says there is no Nursing Home care available for you. What do you do? Our plan g...
Little Johnny

Little Johnny came home from school with a note from his teacher saying that Johnny was having trouble telling the difference between boys a...
No fat chicks - It's the Law!
A Woman Shoots Her Husband For Stepping On The Clean Floor

A police officer jumps into his squad car and calls the station. “I have an interesting case here,” he says. “A woman shot her husba...
Strip-searched

As we waited just off the runway for another airliner to cross in front of us, some of the passengers were beginning to retrieve lugga...
An Amish family goes to the mall...

The daughters and mother go shopping and the father and son stop in front of two shiny walls that are sliding apart. An extremely lar...

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