Sleepy vet, tired after working all day and all evening, says: “If you`ve got one of those small bottles of highly concentrated milk of magnesia, get that down it and I`ll call you in the morning to see how it is.”
Next morning the vet calls: “How`s the constipated cow this morning?” “Cow?” says the farmer. “I said cat.”
“Oh no,” says the vet, “did you give it the concentrate?” “Yes, I got the whole bottleful down its throat, I used a small funnel.” “Oh,” says the vet. “how is the cat?” “It`s out in the garden.” “Dead I suppose?” said the vet.
“Actually no,” said the farmer, “it`s out there with four of his buddies, two digging and two filling in.”
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