Why Italian Fathers and Grandfathers pass their handguns down through the
family.
An old Italian man is dying. He calls his grandson to his bedside, Guido, I
wan' you lissina me. I wan' you to take-a my chrome plated ..38 revolver so
you will always remember me."
"But grandpa, I really don't like guns.. How about you leave me your Rolex
watch instead?"
"You lissina me, boy. Somma day you gonna be runna da business, you gonna
have a beautiful wife, lotsa money, a big-a home and maybe a couple of
bambinos.
"Somma day you gonna come-a home and maybe finda you wife inna bed with
another man.
"Whatta you gonna do then?
Pointa to you watch and say, 'times up' "?
