The Italian man says, "Last week, my wife and I had great sex. I
rubbed her body all over with olive oil, we made passionate love, and she
screamed for 5 minutes at the end."
The Frenchman boasts,
"Last week when my wife and I had sex I rubbed her body all over with
butter. We made passionate love and she screamed for 15 minutes.
The old Jewish man says, "Well last
week my wife and I had sex too. I rubbed her body all over with chicken
schmaltz (kosher chicken fat), we made love and she screamed for 6 hours.
The Italian and Frenchman were
stunned.
They replied, "What could you have
possibly done for the
wife to scream for 6 hours?"
"I wiped my hands on the drapes."