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Sunday, February 1, 2015

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Japanese Doctor

Q: Doctor, I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true? A: Heart only good for so many beats, and that it...
Ladies discuss the struggles of getting older

One said, “Sometimes I catch myself with a jar of mayonnaise in my hand, while standing in front of the refrigerator, and I can’t remembe...
Moved into a new apartment. This is the bathroom.
Parrot with no feet or legs

A fellow is browsing in a pet store, and sees a parrot sitting on a little perch. It doesn’t have any feet or legs. The guy says al...
Mine used to be an eagle too
Meanwhile in California...
While on a road trip...

While on a road trip, an elderly couple stopped at a roadside restaurant for lunch. After finishing their meal, they left the restaurant...
I was sitting at a long stoplight ...

I was sitting at a long stoplight yesterday, minding my own business and patiently waiting for it to turn green. A carload of bearded, you...
Just working on my truck...
I call my bathroom Jim

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